Before Dad left for Colorado, I made sure to give him an image to remember me by. That was of me gobbling up his gingerbread. It was the most delicious treat that I've ever had... until today.
Today, Mom bought some chocolate croissants. She left them on the counter for me, so while she was in the shower, I ate them all! By the time Mom came down the stairs, I was licking crumbs from the plastic bag that the croissants came in. They were delicious. I think I swallowed one down whole!
Mom was really upset with me. I guess she didn't want me to eat all three at once. After eating those croissants I got really tired and all I wanted to do was just lie on the floor.
Mom gave me some peanut butter and liquid (hydrogen peroxide) in a dish. What a lovely way to wash down the croissants!
I was wrong about that. My tummy started feeling really bad. Mom took me outside and I had a poop and then 10 minutes later, I threw up my croissants. All I wanted to do was just lie in the grass. I was sad about my croissants and sad about how my tummy was feeling.
I should stop stealing food and just eat what Mom and Dad give me, but I just can't resist.
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